tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8133147170181934597.post1747861166695789278..comments2023-10-31T06:01:21.781-04:00Comments on love,elizabeth: Meme and my checkered past....Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11889294120616809157noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8133147170181934597.post-26588549620940697002008-01-13T03:16:00.000-05:002008-01-13T03:16:00.000-05:00Jason: It does sound very "heroin chic", but I'm g...Jason: It does sound very "heroin chic", but I'm guessing that poor Eva didn't find that Taiwanese prison too chic.... I hope she's out now!<BR/><BR/>D-man: Welcome! And, actually, I often did too, and in all kinds of states of consciousness (or lack of) with not a peep.Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11889294120616809157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8133147170181934597.post-72985831941148052422008-01-13T01:32:00.000-05:002008-01-13T01:32:00.000-05:00Wow, as the youngest of three brothers, this EXACT...Wow, as the youngest of three brothers, this EXACTLY explains my mother's child-rearing method: "I had two very tiring older brothers. By the time I got to an age where I needed a curfew, the parents were too worn out to worry about it. I once dragged my ass in at dawn and no one said a word." Except that I OFTEN dragged my ass in at dawn...D-Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04593260981057732400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8133147170181934597.post-75187515990587198392008-01-12T14:02:00.000-05:002008-01-12T14:02:00.000-05:00too funny!I love your high school rumor....girls n...too funny!<BR/>I love your high school rumor....girls named Eva Chow...heroin...Taiwanese prison...it sounds so chic!jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11116663308431251286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8133147170181934597.post-74790470599538513802008-01-11T22:58:00.000-05:002008-01-11T22:58:00.000-05:00Granny, you are too funny! if there's ever any d...Granny, you are too funny! if there's ever any danger of me running into the Lying Cheating Scumbag I want you with me!Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11889294120616809157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8133147170181934597.post-51521972792302539222008-01-11T21:37:00.000-05:002008-01-11T21:37:00.000-05:00no baptist don't have sex standing up cause people...no baptist don't have sex standing up cause people will THINK their dancing..<BR/>ok...I was 9 years old when I found out there was no santa..1952...I beat the crap out of the kid that told me..and I love liver...and if I ever met any of the 2 remaining husbands out of the 3 I would beat the crap out of them and feed them liveryellowdoggrannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8133147170181934597.post-80358618380398839522008-01-11T21:30:00.000-05:002008-01-11T21:30:00.000-05:00Yay! my barfing made you roar!Yay! my barfing made you roar!Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11889294120616809157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8133147170181934597.post-54791853622999476202008-01-11T20:26:00.000-05:002008-01-11T20:26:00.000-05:00While I must say I enjoyed all of your answers, an...While I must say I enjoyed all of your answers, and yes, guys who give you crabs are the scum of the earth, the recipe for a hangover cure has me roaring! <BR/><BR/>Lucky you to never have to rely on pick up lines.evilganomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04867509470546509687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8133147170181934597.post-36823584058037055502008-01-11T14:18:00.000-05:002008-01-11T14:18:00.000-05:00Will: ...and I do everything I can to add to that ...Will: ...and I do everything I can to add to that sense of guilt at every opportunity! It's a tough job, but I'm up to it.Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11889294120616809157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8133147170181934597.post-78920948591590233452008-01-11T13:42:00.000-05:002008-01-11T13:42:00.000-05:00Those older brothers you speak of have mellowed ou...Those older brothers you speak of have mellowed out over the years. I won't go into too much detail - in a vain attempt preserve my dignity - but pops (and mom too) were pretty chill when I came home at 3AM puking all over the place and ended up passing out on the kitchen floor. I didn't get the worst of it though; My buddy was literally passed out in a gutter. <BR/><BR/>As far as Santa goes, I vaguely remember a crusade by the family (I don't remember who started it) to prevent a younger cousin of mine (but not any of the 4 youngest) from finding out the truth about Santa. I ended up getting some hour long explanation from everyone in the dining room (at the old house) about how important it was not to ruin it for her, after hearing about it for most of the cross country flight.<BR/><BR/>That evening, myself and the above mentioned cousin were hanging around in the basement, and I asked her, "So, what are you hoping Santa will bring you for Christmas?" She responded, "Santa?!? You've got to be kidding. I've known that was a sham for a couple of years now, but I just pretend to not know. I think Dad enjoys playing Santa or something." <BR/><BR/>Maybe her dad felt guilty about telling you that life changing information when you were four.Willhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04493246654484965238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8133147170181934597.post-58048848114651287522008-01-11T12:08:00.000-05:002008-01-11T12:08:00.000-05:00Will: Ha! I'd never heard that one. Perfect. Oh ...Will: Ha! I'd never heard that one. Perfect. Oh Presbyterians! So tasteful, so dull. <BR/><BR/>JB: Glad to be of service! <BR/><BR/>Sageweb: Yes, a girl will do a lot for a good snack! But (shiver) I don't think I ever went back to church with her after that.Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11889294120616809157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8133147170181934597.post-68715700882774823922008-01-11T11:40:00.000-05:002008-01-11T11:40:00.000-05:00Wow, you made me laugh so hard. That was great en...Wow, you made me laugh so hard. That was great entertainment. At your expense. I remember going to church when they called people to the alter to except the lord jesus christ as their personal savior. I was always so embarrassed for them for some odd reason. Maybe it was the amount of attention they got. It was enough for me to say no way jesus I ain't gonna go..but then again if a snack really was offered I would have been all over it.sagewebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06818567803401688931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8133147170181934597.post-2733431810687049832008-01-11T10:52:00.000-05:002008-01-11T10:52:00.000-05:00Thanks for the chuckle! The fork in the ear bit is...Thanks for the chuckle! The fork in the ear bit is hilarious!JBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06773871047287414424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8133147170181934597.post-78388119787109696142008-01-11T03:56:00.000-05:002008-01-11T03:56:00.000-05:00I'm sure I've left this comment somewhere before: ...I'm sure I've left this comment somewhere before: <BR/><BR/>You know why Presbyterians don't hae sex standing up?<BR/><BR/>Because it could lead to dancing!<BR/><BR/>And as an ex-Presbyterian I can say that. <BR/><BR/>And would have loved to watch the vultures crowding around the unsaved wretch. Too funny.Willymhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03652532356102638621noreply@blogger.com