Browsing in the library, I came across a book called Six-Word Memoirs. So here are two I thought of for myself.
1. Grandfather jumped. SSRIs invented. I won't.
2. Two miscarried. Two adopted. Two more.
And here's one more for comic relief:
Skinny. Chubby. Slim. Pregnant. Chubby again.
I'd love to hear your six-word memoirs!