Hello my dears! It's been a long and moderately miserable week since my eye work. But I went back to the doctor today and he said it's healing well - no scarring or infection. So now it's just a matter of waiting to see if heals all the way. I'm looking forward to getting my energy and writing mojo back. But until then, here for your amusement are some hideous crochet fashion don'ts. (For my flickr friends, these won't be on flickr because I've already passed my craptastic-crochet quota.)
"My Mommy had an affair with Big Bird."
Granny's didn't mean for you to wear those undies she crocheted for you OUTSIDE!
These gender-bending outfits will make the neighbors wonder just which way he swings!
"You don't know what to do with this? Just come back to the locker room and I'll show you!"