My letters to you.
Mine says..Evilly skulking around the neighborhood, sageweb dies laughing hysterically. Sageweb will be terribly missed by the guys at the legion.I wonder if you and I were laughing at the same thing when we died?Funny thing is when I do laugh hysterically I usually have a super bad asthma attack...I figure that is probably the way I will go...But at least I will be laughing.
D-Man dies in said hot tub with a smirk on his face. (A smirk? I must have been doing some thing fun in the hot tub...)And (get this) I will be missed terribly by... Chuck Norris? Great. I'll be missed by a Huckabee-endorsing Republican. Oh God, I hope I wasn't doing anything with Chuck Norris in the hot tub...
Wake up d-man! You're having a nightmare!!! Whew...(Though who knows? Any rumors about Chuck Norris going the way of ...say, Ryan Seacrest?)Sageweb: I'm hearing creepy music and a voice over saying, "She thought it was an innocent computer quiz, but it was really a portal into.....the twilight Zone!" I'll make sure my posts are very, very serious from now on.
Sage and I went out the same way, imagine that. I'd have rather gone out in the hot tub in hysterics truthfully..
I have made my granddaughters promise that they will bring a bucket into my hospital room ..so that when I think I'm going to croak, I can kick the bucket...and then my obit can truthfully say..today jackisue kicked the bucket..
i will die in a speeding car tormented and will be missed by kid rock...now that's funny
Doralong: Hot tubs are good, but evilly skulking is cool. But no wonder you guys died. You can't skulk and laugh hysterically at the same time. Who missed you?Granny: As ever, you crack me up. Will they really do it, do you think? How funny would that be.Kid Rock? That's way better than the cat.
they have also promised that they will fix my hand so I will be giving the finger..so when people look in on me I will be flipping them off...
Granny: Like in the funeral home? What's going to be your epitaph?
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